Miniatures

We have had an infestation of fairies in our gardens. We believe in humane pest control. We use pheromone based traps that simulated the scent of a male fairy who wants to settle down and make a commitment. We have tried pheromone-laced traps for male fairies, but our garden was over-run with tiny beer steins and fast food wrappers!
The miniature biosphere comes complete with enough air for the lifetime of your fairy. She will outlive you by several lifetimes! (This is not a threat- just a factual part of fairy biology!) But, she will require nourishment. To nourish fairy, place her is a space that is infused with much laughter and where spontaneous outbursts of dancing may occur. Each Fairyscape is one-of –a –kind and extremely limited. (We are running out of teeny-tiny pheromones!)

This is the last time we order our geodes from the H.P. Lovecraft Mineral &Rock Museum!! Over half our order was muttering and moving around inside the black burlap bag when delivered. Wait a minute- the mail truck was black with red insignias and, even spookier, the order was delivered on time!!!!! When the geodes were cut open, we found nasty-tempered little demons inhabiting them. Lucky for you, these miniature demons have been fed and placed in front of a Sci-Fi channel monster/alligator movie marathon for 3 days. They should be stupefied for years (kind of like your brother-in-law). Each geode is one-of-a-kind. It took Mother Nature eons to embellish these rocks with their crystallized inner beauty.

This extremely rare race of miniature mermaids is represented by tiny Lorelei, guarding her even tinier treasure. Content to swim in her bubble, she enjoys the feel of the warm ocean current playing with her hair. She is remembering all the shipwrecks that have added to her bounty- only wishing the pirates had been smaller! Size is everything!!

This tiny mermaid awaits the birth of her little “guppy” while she keeps close watch on her itty-bitty treasure. Her merman just left to satisfy her most recent craving-seaweed sprinkled with chocolate?!! (Let’s wish him luck! Maybe some fisherman dropped a candy bar.)

Have you ever wondered where Death awaits? Wonder no more! The Reaper bides his time in Nature's own time capsule- a geode. Each tiny crystal cave will be truly unique as Nature doesn't repeat herself.

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